War on Terra
we as human being is on state of war, regardless any race or nation.
Yes over 10.000 years (common era/ Japanese Jomon Period) of peaceful
life as one of sucsesfull earthling(earth creature), now humanity are
at war with mother nature.
As we know human struggling for life
and their unique genes against environment(Terra) and another
earthling. Krakatau may erupt around 5th century AM and made worst
winter year in Europe, but we prevail! Noah's people perished but we
live till now. So does Pompeii, Sodom, and every civilization before
us. Yes mother nature was made her act against us at very beginning of
At the end of 1883 AM (After Messiah) mother earth
renewed her attack against us! At height of colonial era she made
attack, again with Krakatau. This attack was so violent that she have
to sacrifice her own Karakatau. But at this era human was made their
own revolution! People wasn't so afraid with -not so sacred
anymore-mother nature. But with this attack mother earth gain sympathy
from lative to act against Dutch colonial goverment. But again this
treason against humanity was not prevail.
But at end of 20th AM mother eart made her new attack at citadel of human civilization, United States
use kkk for white supremacist). From the beginning of the 1980s AM,
sporadic terra attacks inflicted damage to U.S. civilians and economic
interests. On May 18, 1980, Mount Saint Helens blew up and killed 57
civilians in Washington state. Later that year, sleeper cells of terra
retroviruses from Africa awoke in major urban centers. The resulting
AIDS epidemic, which inflicted heavy casualties in several large
American cities, including New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, and San
Francisco, appeared to represent another victory for nature over
However at this time mother earth was producing their newest earthling called ELF
Liberaton Front) or sometimes called Elfish, Elfs, Elfen, ELVs(Earth
Liberation Victory), or elven. But be sure never call them elvis,
elephant(some of them was tamed) or eleven. One of most great elf was
Grand ALF(Animal Liberation Front) or Gandalf
in Sindarin(Elfish Language), his name is so frightful to speak that most people never even heard his name except his wife Poisson Ivy
90s AM world leader had made several attemt to make peace with mother
earth. During the latter half of the first Bushman I (Be sure using
"The First"!) administration and during the Clinton administration,
efforts were made to reach a negotiated settlement with the forces of
nature. A series of accords and treaties were reached, culminating in
the Kyoto peace treaty in the late 1990s, negotiated by Al Gore. It
seemed that peaceful coexistence of nature and Planet Earth with
America was imminent. However, a new threat to America had been
developing. Richard Nixon, as part of an effort to oppose the Soviet
Union, had secretly begun funding of the EPA in 1970. One of its
radical leaders, Mother Nature, leader of the terrarists, would come to
pose a major threat to America.
But peace wasn't belong forever.
Yes we are shocked again when terrarist at 21st century AM strucked
down WTC with our own polluting weapon! Two Boeing 757, the U.S. weapon
maker, struck down WTC, some other attack was reported including in
Pentagram. Bush II, shocked at the first attack cannot do anything but
telling story of "my pet goat" to children.The War Begun
this attack Bushman II strengthen his humanity, again he refuse
despeuse desperate attemp of many nation to make peace with Kyoto
Protocol. Yes Amerikka was withdrawing their support in Kyoto
protocols. "I'm pity foo with all of this! You with us, defending our
children(to tell our "my pet goat" story), or with her! This is our
right, you could be with me attacking that -WTF- terrarist
or with them."
after attacking Terrarist base in Afghanistan harbored by Thaliban some
Afghani felt disfavour with Amerikkkan troop. They begun call them self
as terrian, digging their new home at mountain. After strengthening
themself they trying to use the new weapon from their Elfs counterpart.
They made an earthquake in Afghanistan.
Invasion Bushman II not very happy with tribute(or we call 'profit')
collected from Thaliban. He begun new plan to attacking non-cooperating
regime in Iraq. However Saddam was able to make fraud referendum about
their counterpart in war in Terra. Iraqist people had only two choices
"yes" or "no" with a very complicated question that only could
misunderestimated by using Bushism Principle
and Saddam said "I you say "yes" you are with me, if you say "no" you
are with her, oh not that...." After this referendoom the Iraqist are
so united that always says "Yes we are with Thee my Lord, Saddam."
Bushmen II was so happy with the coallition he made. Oh yes! You got
many peple behind you if you are willing to give war loot. He got alot
of kind of troop ranging from dolphin till guerrillas monkey. His own
aircraft carrier, UUS ChickenHawk was full of his colleague. He send
them for initial attack in Gantanamao. However he forgot Poland
at that time.
To be continued......
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