Now we as human being is on state of war, regardless any race or nation. Yes over 10.000 years (common era/ Japanese Jomon Period) of peaceful life as one of sucsesfull earthling(earth creature), now humanity are at war with mother nature.

As we know human struggling for life and their unique genes against environment(Terra) and another earthling. Krakatau may erupt around 5th century AM and made worst winter year in Europe, but we prevail! Noah's people perished but we live till now. So does Pompeii, Sodom, and every civilization before us. Yes mother nature was made her act against us at very beginning of our history.

At the end of 1883 AM (After Messiah) mother earth renewed her attack against us! At height of colonial era she made attack, again with Krakatau. This attack was so violent that she have to sacrifice her own Karakatau. But at this era human was made their own revolution! People wasn't so afraid with -not so sacred anymore-mother nature. But with this attack mother earth gain sympathy from lative to act against Dutch colonial goverment. But again this treason against humanity was not prevail.

But at end of 20th AM mother eart made her new attack at citadel of human civilization, United States of Amerikkka(please use kkk for white supremacist). From the beginning of the 1980s AM, sporadic terra attacks inflicted damage to U.S. civilians and economic interests. On May 18, 1980, Mount Saint Helens blew up and killed 57 civilians in Washington state. Later that year, sleeper cells of terra retroviruses from Africa awoke in major urban centers. The resulting AIDS epidemic, which inflicted heavy casualties in several large American cities, including New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, and San Francisco, appeared to represent another victory for nature over civilization.

However at this time mother earth was producing their newest earthling called ELF(Earth Liberaton Front) or sometimes called Elfish, Elfs, Elfen, ELVs(Earth Liberation Victory), or elven. But be sure never call them elvis, elephant(some of them was tamed) or eleven. One of most great elf was Grand ALF(Animal Liberation Front) or Gandalf in Sindarin(Elfish Language), his name is so frightful to speak that most people never even heard his name except his wife Poisson Ivy.

At 90s AM world leader had made several attemt to make peace with mother earth. During the latter half of the first Bushman I (Be sure using "The First"!) administration and during the Clinton administration, efforts were made to reach a negotiated settlement with the forces of nature. A series of accords and treaties were reached, culminating in the Kyoto peace treaty in the late 1990s, negotiated by Al Gore. It seemed that peaceful coexistence of nature and Planet Earth with America was imminent. However, a new threat to America had been developing. Richard Nixon, as part of an effort to oppose the Soviet Union, had secretly begun funding of the EPA in 1970. One of its radical leaders, Mother Nature, leader of the terrarists, would come to pose a major threat to America.

But peace wasn't belong forever. Yes we are shocked again when terrarist at 21st century AM strucked down WTC with our own polluting weapon! Two Boeing 757, the U.S. weapon maker, struck down WTC, some other attack was reported including in Pentagram. Bush II, shocked at the first attack cannot do anything but telling story of "my pet goat" to children.

The War Begun

After this attack Bushman II strengthen his humanity, again he refuse despeuse desperate attemp of many nation to make peace with Kyoto Protocol. Yes Amerikka was withdrawing their support in Kyoto protocols. "I'm pity foo with all of this! You with us, defending our children(to tell our "my pet goat" story), or with her! This is our right, you could be with me attacking that -WTF- terrarist or with them."

However after attacking Terrarist base in Afghanistan harbored by Thaliban some Afghani felt disfavour with Amerikkkan troop. They begun call them self as terrian, digging their new home at mountain. After strengthening themself they trying to use the new weapon from their Elfs counterpart. They made an earthquake in Afghanistan.

After Afghanistan Invasion Bushman II not very happy with tribute(or we call 'profit') collected from Thaliban. He begun new plan to attacking non-cooperating regime in Iraq. However Saddam was able to make fraud referendum about their counterpart in war in Terra. Iraqist people had only two choices "yes" or "no" with a very complicated question that only could misunderestimated by using Bushism Principle, and Saddam said "I you say "yes" you are with me, if you say "no" you are with her, oh not that...." After this referendoom the Iraqist are so united that always says "Yes we are with Thee my Lord, Saddam."

However Bushmen II was so happy with the coallition he made. Oh yes! You got many peple behind you if you are willing to give war loot. He got alot of kind of troop ranging from dolphin till guerrillas monkey. His own aircraft carrier, UUS ChickenHawk was full of his colleague. He send them for initial attack in Gantanamao. However he forgot Poland at that time.

To be continued......

Inspired by Uncyclopedia

Who am I? Great question...

My father was a javanese, but with lighter skin than usual javanese people and his family. So does my mother, she is javanese. All my grandfather have a darker skin than mine, but all my grandmother have lighter one.

So by ethnicity I'm javanese. Someday my mother ask me "did he talk javenese with you? Your face quite typical javanese." I just said "No, he talk Indonesian, but with deeply javanese dialect and vocab."

Why does that coversation happen? Actually i just told my mother that the meatball peddler is came from the same city with my mom. So she ask me that thing because of my truly ability with javanese language.

Huh!

I'm one of today urban kid in Indonesia! I live in Bogor city which is one of harshest part of sundanese dialect. Provincial education service give us curriculum with sundanese. My parent never talk javanese with me. So how can I spoke that language? With nine years studying sundanese, sure i'm more able to speak sundanese than javanese. but anyway still my tongue is javanese tongue! I could talk Indonesian with javanese dialect than sundanese one.

Then at school i begun thinking about nation state. About our identity as Indonesian. Indonesian language is Malay based. Javanese almost became ruling class in goverment. Chinese hokkian descent became the rich. Minangkabau, Batak, and various other came with their own.

How colourful are my country.

But in there where is my place? I don't know who am i! Would i became my own? So then what to build? I don't have a culture to accept or reject.

Anyway, DANG-Dut is the music of my Country, My country, My Country...

So there was Umar son of Khattab (radhiya4JJ anh) went out from madinah. A great (phisicly and powerly) man with half bald head, there is twenty one patch in his coat. He walk.

His party need a food for their trip, so he went alone. Alone? Yes alone, what could stop a caliph to serve his own people? So he gone.

There was a servant, no i mean slave. He is herding his master's lamb alone there in the dessert...

So Umar came and see how the lamb could be one of his party feast. He soon came to the slave.

Assalamualakum.
"So does for you" replied the slave.
"Whose lamb are you herding?"
"My master's"
"How could I buy some of them?"
"I'll bring you to him"
"Have you? How many lamb does he have?"
"Dunno, never count any of them"
"Don't you ever lost one of them??
"Yes many a day, many a week, always report to my master"
"So you don't have to bring me tohim! This much of gold, much of dinar to freed you, to change you life."

What a man! Yes slave is a man, and he have his own honour! He just drop the money that Umar, he beat Umar. What he only thinks "Who is this man? Shame on him!"

"Same on you sir! Shame on you sir? Don't you believe in 4JJ? Don' you think He knows what you done? My master don't know about this and he will believe on me!" Said the slave.

Then Umar nearly cried "I'm proud..."
Tears almost dropped from him "I'm happy..."
Then he said " I'm proud and happy you are my people"

Yes that's Umar, the rightous caliph, or you would say virtuous he always walk alone like that to know how is his people, to let people show their most truly honest and he will gave them a geat reward for it.

Yesterday gather pray....

Onara onara aju ona
    If asked to come, will he really come?
gadara gadara aju gana
    If asked to leave, will he really leave?
nanari daryeodo mot nonani
    Even after waiting for countless days, we will not be together
aniri ani none
    Nay, nay, it is nay
he-i-ya di-i-ya heiyadara nino
    chorus
ojido mothana daryeo gama
    You cannot come, so take me instead
eya diya eyanara niyo
    chorus
ojido mothana daryeo gama
    You cannot come, so take me instead

What a word! I can't imagine how could a woman will wait for a man. Will someone sing and cry this for me?

What you think about that? A free encyclopedia. No don't just think about no cost, but really free! I mean in Indonesian there is two way to express free, first gratis which mean no cost, secondly it's bebas, no restriction. I realize this from another wikipedian: singkong2005. From his name I know he is Indonesian, or at least have many interaction with Indonesian. Well actually he live in Australia.

Yes I know what you think abaout free from restriction! Even I don't really think about it until iI read about vandalism in wikipedia. Vandalism (I'm not concerning about Vandal tribe!), what world may be so beutiful without it. But let see, all artcle and page is protected with back-up. If you delete a page, someone will fix it with saved page before.

Then come another problem.

How reliable is it? The answer is none.

Why?
First I think it will be a poor research if we made an academic work with information that depend only to it. Yes it's an encyclopeda! What you think about an encyclopedia. You could not get deep information in it!

Secondly it's really free! Anyone could edit and give information they like. So if there is a hot debate about POV, PC, and anything you will got a very shallow information from it because the administrator will give certai restriction on that article.

Third it's from everyone, and not eeryone is a scholar or master in that field. It will filled with neccessarily shalow information needed by most people. But even shallow it should give a certain and perfect image(?).

But anyway, if you look for some information from internet youi may look in it and get a very good citation and bibliography that you need, evenmore the discussion page may give you a strikingly new POV.

Ah...diri! Sore ini aku bukannya belajar malah bikin weblog!, yah ini posting pertamaku disini.

Oo, my! This noon i'm not studying, but creating a weblog, yayaya this is my first here!

Btw is this blog for english speaker only? Hahaha! Just for fun, but seriuously i'll made this an attemp to make myself fluent to english! So i'll make a double post, one in english, one Indonesian. If I'm not tired enough surely!